Section 1: Definitions and Application
1.1.1 “alienbrain.net” refers to any network, machine, email address, user account, web site, or other property of the legitimate owners of the alienbrain.net domain.
1.1.2 “Our” refers to legitimate owners of alienbrain.net .
1.2 You acknowledge and agree to the entirety of this license by:
1.2.1 transmitting electric messages (email) to alienbrain.net .
1.2.2 viewing, surfing, reading, using, transmitting, or searching alienbrain.net .
1.2.3 sending unsolicited data to any machine alienbrain.net resource in an attempt to profit at our expense.
1.2.4 attempting to gain illegal access to any alienbrain.net resource.
Section 2: Copyright Notice
2.1 alienbrain.net and its contents (except as noted in section 2 paragraph 2) are the property of their creator’s (hereafter referred to as “the author”) and are subject to United States Copyright law and the International Berne Convention.
2.2 Property of others not labeled as such should not be construed as an attempt to claim ownership.
2.3 This agreement shall expand to take advantage of any additional laws or treaties protecting the author and the author’s work wherever available.
2.4 This agreement shall expand to take advantage of any additional laws or treaties restricting, but not allowing, the sending of unsolicited commercial email (UCE), also known as “spam” to the site.
Section 3: Restrictions of Use
3.1 The reproduction or broadcast of these pages is restricted to the following situations:
3.1.1 Educational usage:
126.96.36.199 Limited to usage in curriculum of public educational institutions. Private institutions are prohibited.
3.1.2 Personal usage:
188.8.131.52 Personal means an individual not involved in business or political activities.
184.108.40.206 Limited to one paper copy (must include copyright notice: “© http://alienbrain.net/”) and one temporary non-permanent digital copy – specifically the browser cache file.
3.1.3 Business usage:
220.127.116.11 A business includes but is not limited to any for profit business, private education, political organization.
18.104.22.168 Limited to one paper copy (must include copyright notice: “© http://alienbrain.net/”) and one temporary non-permanent digital copy – specifically the browser cache file.
22.214.171.124 Intent beneficial to the author must be obvious. It shall be the sole discretion of the author to determine the definition of beneficial intent.
126.96.36.199 Otherwise prohibited without written permission.
3.1.4 For profit reproduction, transmittal, or storage:
188.8.131.52 Paper, analog, electromechanical, electromagnetic, encrypted or part of an encryption scheme, digital.
184.108.40.206 Intent beneficial to the author must be obvious. It shall be the sole discretion of the author to determine the definition of beneficial intent.
220.127.116.11 Otherwise prohibited without written permission.
3.1.4 Unspecified use not described here:
18.104.22.168 Prohibited without the author’s express written consent.
3.2 Transmitting electronic mail (email) to this site is limited to the following:
3.2.1 Specific user election:
22.214.171.124 This site will accept mail for which the user has knowingly and earnestly given permission to be sent.
126.96.36.199 If there is any doubt the sender or originater of email sent to an account at alienbrain.net will be assumed to be in the wrong.
188.8.131.52 Official communication from the immediate provider of network services to alienbrain.net will be accepted.
3.2.2 Unsolicited Commercial Email, also known as UCE or spam:
184.108.40.206 Transmitting (sending) UCE to any address or account at alienbrain.net is prohibited under any circumstance.
220.127.116.11 Transmission of UCE to alienbrain.net will be subject to section 4.
3.2.3 Unspecified use not described here:
18.104.22.168 Prohibited without the author’s express written consent.
Section 4: Compensation for Misuse
4.1 Establishment of a fee, fine, or compensation structure shall not be construed as permission for use.
4.2 Compensation shall be set at a rate of $50,000.00 (USD, year 2000 C.E., adjusted for inflation) per unit (defined in section 4 paragraph 3) or 10 times the offender’s total gross annual profit, whichever is larger.
4.3 A unit shall be measured in the commonly accepted computing standard of an 8 bit byte.
Section 5: Indemnification and Warranty
5.1 The author shall not be held liable for any loss, damage, disease, or plague occurred as a consequence of the use or non use of the site under any circumstances. They are made available on an as-is basis.
5.2 There is no warrenty express or implied associated with the site.
Section 6: Choice of Law and Venue
6.1 You agree to submit to enforcement of this agreement in the author’ choice of venue and choice of law.
Section 7: Correctness
7.1 You agree that the author is always right.
Section 8: Substitution
8.1 The author reserves the right to substitute any appropriate foodstuff in place of a wet noodle for your well deserved whipping.
Section 9: Changes
9.1 The author reserves the right to modify this agreement at will and without notification to or consent of any other party to clarify the intent of the agreement.
9.2 The author reserves the right to add or remove clauses at any time without notification to or consent of any party.
Section 10: Intent
10.1 The intent of the agreement shall be considered more important than the phrasing so that if any loopholes exist they shall be considered closed by intent.
Section 11: Intolerance
11.1 Bigots, misogynists, and other lowlifes as determined by the author have no rights under this agreement but are wholly and irrevocably bound by section 11 paragraphs 2 and 3.
11.1.1 Sending UCE, submitting form spam, or trying to illegally gain access to any alienbrain.net resource qualifies you for this clause.
11.2 As determined in section 11 paragraph 1, those who fit the description shall permanently remove themselves from the gene pool as soon as possible, and by any means necessary.
11.3 As determined in section 11 paragraph 1, those who fit the description shall hereafter maintain a distance of no less than 100 meters from any person less than 21 years of age, and keep their stupid fucking ignorant opinions to themselves.
Section 12: Legal Agreement
12.1 This constitutes the whole of the agreement between the author and you. If any part of the agreement is weakened or rendered null it shall be construed in a manner consistent with applicable law to reflect, as nearly as possible, the original intentions of the author, and shall not weaken or nullify any other part of the agreement.